Jump to content


Cheatriots Update Version 10.0


  • Please log in to reply
12 replies to this topic

#1 BringBackFergy

BringBackFergy

    Eternally Optimistic Some of the Time

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,530 posts

Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:08 PM

Linebacker Cunningham suspended 4 games for performance enhancing drugs as per Shefter MNF news update.

#2 Ryan L Billz

Ryan L Billz

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,782 posts

Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:10 PM

wow another patriot?  coincidence? or a pattern of bending the rules?

#3 BringBackFergy

BringBackFergy

    Eternally Optimistic Some of the Time

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,530 posts

Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:14 PM

It's ok...The Hoodie has a whole stable of 6th and 7th round LB's that have been juicing for months and are ready to fill in without losing a beat.

#4 GRONK SPIKE!

GRONK SPIKE!

    Probation

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 35 posts

Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:27 PM

nobody thought to test any Bills players, the rational being that you couldn't possibly be on PEDs if you weren't performing at all

#5 BringBackFergy

BringBackFergy

    Eternally Optimistic Some of the Time

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,530 posts

Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:30 PM

View PostGRONK SPIKE!, on 26 November 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

nobody thought to test any Bills players, the rational being that you couldn't possibly be on PEDs if you weren't performing at all
You're a little late to the party Gronk...we've already bashed our team. Now back to our regularly scheduled program "Billy and the Cheats" already in progress.

#6 Dean Cain

Dean Cain

    DAS AUTO

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 1,385 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 02:57 AM

In a totally unrelated story the Patriots have just fired their "Director of Pharmaceuticals".

#7 BillsFan-4-Ever

BillsFan-4-Ever

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,715 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:48 AM

wasn't a Putrid busted for dealing pot a few years back.  It's a gateway drug ya know

Edited by BillsFan-4-Ever, 27 November 2012 - 07:48 AM.


#8 The Poojer

The Poojer

    Just Your Everyday Bastard

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 19,153 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:41 AM

why the rash of PED suspensions...4 or so this week already???

#9 BringBackFergy

BringBackFergy

    Eternally Optimistic Some of the Time

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,530 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:53 AM

View PostThe Poojer, on 27 November 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

why the rash of PED suspensions...4 or so this week already???

A bunch of arrogant millionaires who think they can "gain an edge" by juicing...I'm all for suspending them.

Can someone send a memo to OBD to replace Fitz' Flintstones Vitamin in the morning with a PED...maybe we can get him suspended (off the field) for the next four games.

Edited by BringBackFergy, 27 November 2012 - 08:53 AM.


#10 RyanC883

RyanC883

    Veteran

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,072 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 09:14 AM

View PostThe Poojer, on 27 November 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

why the rash of PED suspensions...4 or so this week already???

I was wondering the same thing.  Test results come back at the same time??

View PostBringBackFergy, on 27 November 2012 - 08:53 AM, said:

A bunch of arrogant millionaires who think they can "gain an edge" by juicing...I'm all for suspending them.

Can someone send a memo to OBD to replace Fitz' Flintstones Vitamin in the morning with a PED...maybe we can get him suspended (off the field) for the next four games.

That's good stuff!

#11 TaskersGhost

TaskersGhost

    RFA

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 729 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:00 AM

View PostGRONK SPIKE!, on 26 November 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

nobody thought to test any Bills players, the rational being that you couldn't possibly be on PEDs if you weren't performing at all

Maybe the Bills' players are using PUDs, Performance Unenhancing Drugs.

#12 peterpan

peterpan

    RFA

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 1,298 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:02 AM

Was it for adderal like some of the others?

I don't get why people dont get a script for that stuff?  Then its legal...right?

#13 judman

judman

    RFA

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 1,013 posts

Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:37 AM

View PostThe Poojer, on 27 November 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

why the rash of PED suspensions...4 or so this week already???

Probably to get suspensions over with before playoffs start.  Just my hunch.  But the NFL would want that for their beloved pats*.