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[Meathead]

its a slow time for football so lets have some fun and see if we can assemble a team filled with the all-time worst Buffalo Bills in team history

lets try to keep this simple.

- Players had to be the starter at least one game
- Competing players with similar careers use higher expectations (ie. higher draft pick) as a tie breaker
- Only their time on the Bills counted, but career accomplishments could be used as another tie breaker (ie. a longer career around the league meant they couldn't have been all that bad)
- Standard Offensive/Defensive formations including 2 DTs and 2 M/ILBs
- No scab players

so lets have at it. i suggest submitting your candidates in the format POSITION:PLAYER. for example, the clear winner at QB to me would be:

QB: Gary Marangi

put on your thinking caps and come up with the all-time best suckitude in Bills history


ill keep a running list of who we come up with as the worst. since its my thread i will make the initial decision who to list but if you object just post your rationale and we'll see if you can make your case. im open

Note: if you dont like someone being on this list please propose an alternative thats worse

QB: Dan Darragh
HB: Joe Burns
FB: Dwayne Wright
WR1: Perry Tuttle
WR2: James Hardy
TE: Tim Euhus
C: Bill Conaty
OG1: Mike Pucillo
OG2: Joe Panos
OT1: Greg Jerman
OT2: Cornell Green

DE1: Aaron Maybin
DE2: Erik Flowers
DT1: Tim Anderson
DT2: John McCargo
OLB1: Eddie Robinson
OLB2: Keith Ellison
M/ILB1: Doug Allen
M/ILB2: Tom Ruud
CB1: Chris Watson
CB2: JD Williams
SS: Raion Hill
FS: Dwight Drane

K: Booth Lusteg
P: Spike Jones

Head Coach: Hank Bullough

12th Man: Fans who get in fights at the game, especially the drunken idiots

Edited by Meathead, 17 February 2013 - 05:58 PM.

[WellDressed]

TE - Lonnie 'Friggin' Johnson

[BringBackFergy]

Aaron Maybin : DT/OLB
Oops..DT/OLB: Aaron Maybin

Edited by BringBackFergy, 08 February 2013 - 05:09 PM.

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

WellDressed, on 08 February 2013 - 05:08 PM, said:

TE - Lonnie 'Friggin' Johnson

Worse than Robert Royal?

[Meathead]

CB - Chris "Toast" Watson

at least lonnie johnson made some big plays, robert royal royally sucked

OG - Jamie Nails

Edited by Meathead, 08 February 2013 - 06:15 PM.

[Best Player Available]

Gotta go with Billy Joe Holbert. I never bought for a single second his remarks after being cut,
that he was just "joking". A true insult to the game, his teammates, and the fans.

[Meathead]

billy joe was bad but not nearly as bad as marangi. you could make a case marangi was the worst starting nfl qb of all time (google it). besides, according to pro-football-reference.com billy joe never started for the bills

[BringBackFergy]

QB- Vince Wheredmycargo (Ferragamo).  He was ok as a Ram and came to Bills and self destructed

[Best Player Available]

Meathead, on 08 February 2013 - 05:19 PM, said:

billy joe was bad but not nearly as bad as marangi. you could make a case marangi was the worst starting nfl qb of all time (google it). besides, according to pro-football-reference.com billy joe never started for the bills

Well I guess I was referring to his attitude, dedication, and morals. Even as a back up
I don't know if any other QB (or player) actually would have the nads to admit something like that.

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

Center:  Melvin Fowler

[Marrone5]

WellDressed, on 08 February 2013 - 05:08 PM, said:

TE - Lonnie 'Friggin' Johnson

Lonnie had 40+ catches in any of several seasons. Not the worst TE by far. You could go Fendi Onobun or Robert Koons here though.

[roush]

Tom ruud

[sodbuster]

CB- Aaron Williams

[roush]

You need to back more than ten years folks. Y

[sodbuster]

roush, on 08 February 2013 - 06:03 PM, said:

You need to back more than ten years folks. Y

hey man, the worst is still the worst.

who is the worst owner of the bills?

Edited by sodbuster, 08 February 2013 - 06:08 PM.

[roush]

sodbuster, on 08 February 2013 - 06:08 PM, said:

hey man, the worst is still the worst.

who is the worst owner of the bills?

. Must be a rookie

[BringBackFergy]

K- Nick Mikamyer. (Not sure how to spell his name but he was the absolute worst kicker ever..during our 2-14 seasons)

[Mark Vader]

sodbuster, on 08 February 2013 - 06:00 PM, said:

CB- Aaron Williams

After 2 seasons?

[roush]

Far worse than williams. Chris watson

[Meathead]

roush, on 08 February 2013 - 06:13 PM, said:

Far worse than williams. Chris watson

oops thats what i meant to type when i mentioned "Toast"

fixed it