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#1 \GoBillsInDallas/

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:23 PM

http://www.dailymail...-woman-NFL.html

#2 Guffalo

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:34 PM

I wouldn't boot her

#3 mob16151

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:49 PM

Nice story,shes never gonna play in the NFL though. At least in the regular season. Who knows some team may bring her into camp as an UDFA as a publicity stunt.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 07:01 PM

What's she gonna do after games and practices. Shower with the boys?

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 07:02 PM

View PostFleaMoulds80, on 01 March 2013 - 07:01 PM, said:

What's she gonna do after games and practices. Shower with the boys?

For the love of Katie Hnida I hope not.

http://www.people.co...0149501,00.html

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 07:05 PM

Imagine a kick to the pills from her?  They'd come flying out of your ears!!  If I were her boyfriend, I'd be on my best behavior.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 07:37 PM

View Postmob16151, on 01 March 2013 - 07:02 PM, said:

For the love of Katie Hnida I hope not.

http://www.people.co...0149501,00.html

Lisa Simpson? Where was Bart to defend her? Bart's gotta be like 50 years old by now.

#8 ExWNYer

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 07:57 PM

View Postmob16151, on 01 March 2013 - 06:49 PM, said:

Nice story,shes never gonna play in the NFL though. At least in the regular season. Who knows some team may bring her into camp as an UDFA as a publicity stunt.

Agreed. To me, the bigger issue is will she be able to assist in any way after the kick? Can she tackle on occasion if needed? I can't imagine any team would be willing to go 10 on 11 on their kickoffs.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:03 PM

This has Jets written all over it.. :)

She's cute though.


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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:08 PM

if they time her kicks with pms she'll be booting seventy yarders

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:15 PM

View PostExWNYer, on 01 March 2013 - 07:57 PM, said:

Agreed. To me, the bigger issue is will she be able to assist in any way after the kick? Can she tackle on occasion if needed? I can't imagine any team would be willing to go 10 on 11 on their kickoffs.

Maybe she can boot it out of the end zone every time like John Potter :oops:

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 07:13 PM

View PostMeathead, on 01 March 2013 - 08:08 PM, said:

if they time her kicks with pms she'll be booting seventy yarders

hahaha  :w00t:

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 10:39 AM

If she was a 21-25 year old she might have a chance for it usually takes a UDFA to get a legitimate shot at kicker position and not just be a camp scrub.   I think questions whether she could tackle are also valid concerns although I have seen kickers who could not tackle the smallest returners.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 10:48 AM

Top of the article says she is 28, the caption under one of the pictures says 30. Either way she's hot.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 10:59 AM

Another player who doesn't know her age.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 11:08 AM

View Postmob16151, on 01 March 2013 - 06:49 PM, said:

Nice story,shes never gonna play in the NFL though. At least in the regular season. Who knows some team may bring her into camp as an UDFA as a publicity stunt.

Russ just phoned Jamarcus Russell's agent:  "nevermind...".

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 07:07 PM

NFL will have to implement a new rule against "groping the kicker."

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 07:10 PM

View Postgumby, on 03 March 2013 - 07:07 PM, said:

NFL will have to implement a new rule against "groping the kicker."

I can see the locker room now,"Hey rookie'bet you can't out both your feet behind your head." lolol

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 07:14 PM

They'd have to pick certain times during the month for those long distance FGs.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 09:16 PM

Maybe she could entertain the team with "Salty Dog" or the "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" on that banjo...after she misses a kick!