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Emmitt Smiths 2013 mock draft. Hilarious


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#1 Hazed and Amuzed

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:15 AM

I ws just playing around on WalterFootball and came across their version of Emmitt Smiths 2013 mock draft and it's pretty hilarious, so I thought I would share. (sorry if it's been posted already, but I didn't see it)


http://walterfootbal...t2013emmitt.php

#2 Steve O

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:20 AM

That mock is unreadable

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:25 AM

View PostSteve O, on 21 May 2013 - 07:20 AM, said:

That mock is unreadable
That's the point.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:34 AM

Hey, we must of done well...He has EJ Manuel being drafted twice in the 1st 14 picks...Drafting him once with the 16th pick must be a steal.

All in all this wasn't very entertaining though.

Edited by Turbosrrgood, 21 May 2013 - 07:35 AM.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:38 AM

Not even mildy amusing. Just stupid

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:44 AM

"This is what a 2013 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. This is satire, so don't take this seriously. But please read it - Emmitt put blood, sweat and cry into it."

Definitely had an Onionish feel to it.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:46 AM

View PostHazed and Amuzed, on 21 May 2013 - 07:15 AM, said:

I ws just playing around on WalterFootball and came across their version of Emmitt Smiths 2013 mock draft and it's pretty hilarious, so I thought I would share. (sorry if it's been posted already, but I didn't see it)


http://walterfootbal...t2013emmitt.php

:lol: Emmit "debacled" that one without a doubt.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:16 AM

Emmitt's totally "Bolivias."

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:24 AM

Hysterical, but in poor taste.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:27 AM

Electric Juice.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:49 AM

Not nearly funny enough if you're going to pick on a guy with a speech impediment.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:51 AM

Walter Football's April Fool's pick for Buffalo was mildly amusing:

Buffalo Bills: E.Geno Barkwilbray, QB, Buffalo Laboratory
General manager Buddy Nix is fed up. He's tired of not having a quality quarterback. He's also tired of missing out on the top quarterbacks in the NFL Draft.

"Why couldn't we have a doggone high pick last year when those guys named Luck and RG3 came out?" Nix lamented. "Now, there's not a true franchise quarterback in this doggone draft. Just a bunch of OK guys. So I put my scientist to work."

Nix's scientist apparently stole blood samples from E.J. Manuel, Geno Smith, Matt Barkley, Tyler Wilson and Tyler Bray at the Combine. He then infused a corpse with all of the blood samples. The new being was supposed to have the best traits of Manuel, Smith, Barkley, Wilson and Bray combined. Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. "E.Geno Barkwilbray was supposed to have the best doggone abilities, but he has the worst doggone abilities!" Nix groaned.

This is true. E.Geno Barkwilbray is inconsistent. He misses wide-open receivers routinely. He leads a laid-back, Hollywood-type Southern California lifestyle. He has no arm strength. And worst of all, he spends every night throwing beer bottles at cars.

We believe that one day, Buffalo will finally have a franchise quarterback.

http://walterfootbal...3aprilfools.php

Who's the QB that "threw beer bottles at cars"?

Edited by ny33, 21 May 2013 - 08:51 AM.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:53 AM

Anyone who ever watched Emmitt attempt "analysis" on TV understands the basis for these "mark drafts."  His English is a disgrace to anyone who speaks English, and it's not like he hasn't had the opportunity to be around smart people and learn how to speak.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:00 AM

He put blood, sweat, and cry into it... lol

emmitt went to college, a good one too, and he can barely speak coherently, let alone write a decent sentence, I have no pity for that.  It's his own fault he's barley literate and should be embarrassed.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:08 AM

View Posteball, on 21 May 2013 - 08:53 AM, said:

Anyone who ever watched Emmitt attempt "analysis" on TV understands the basis for these "mark drafts."  His English is a disgrace to anyone who speaks English, and it's not like he hasn't had the opportunity to be around smart people and learn how to speak.

View PostHomey D. Clown, on 21 May 2013 - 09:00 AM, said:

He put blood, sweat, and cry into it... lol

emmitt went to college, a good one too, and he can barely speak coherently, let alone write a decent sentence, I have no pity for that.  It's his own fault he's barley literate and should be embarrassed.

Read his book some time; he has a speech impediment.  He nearly drove himself mad practicing his HOF speech out of fear that he'd suffer another "Emmittism"

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:13 AM

View Postthebandit27, on 21 May 2013 - 09:08 AM, said:

Read his book some time; he has a speech impediment.  He nearly drove himself mad practicing his HOF speech out of fear that he'd suffer another "Emmittism"

Well, shucks.  You should send that to the guy who runs the site.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:15 AM

View Posteball, on 21 May 2013 - 09:13 AM, said:

Well, shucks.  You should send that to the guy who runs the site.

Nah...it's not as though I'm offended or anything, I just think it's worth noting when someone wonders why--with all his fame and fortune--he doesn't speak great English.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:22 AM

He was right in that the "Bill" did need to add "youngness" and get rid of the "oldness"...He really hit the nail right on the bird...

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:27 AM

http://www.pro-footb...99401300buf.htm

http://www.pro-footb...99301310buf.htm

As they say, "scoreboard."

Edited by dave mcbride, 21 May 2013 - 09:28 AM.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:34 AM

View Postdave mcbride, on 21 May 2013 - 09:27 AM, said:


ouch...