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Chuck Norris personally selects NFL team for quarterback Tim Tebow


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#1 Joe_the_6_pack

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 06:36 AM

Actually makes a pretty good case for Tebow, especially with Jags ...

http://wnd.com/2013/...-clutch-player/

Edited by Joe_the_6_pack, 23 May 2013 - 06:42 AM.


#2 first_and_ten

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 06:51 AM

Chuck Norris might want to stick to karate

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 06:53 AM

I'm not sure what you're reading because the article by Dan Hanzus was mocking and scornful of both Norris and Tebow.

Also, to judge Norris' work you might want to actually link to it:

http://www.wnd.com/2...-clutch-player/

#4 ChevyVanMiller

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 06:57 AM

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick-starts his motorcycle.

Edited by ChevyVanMiller, 23 May 2013 - 07:01 AM.


#5 Joe_the_6_pack

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:11 AM

View PostSan Jose Bills Fan, on 23 May 2013 - 06:53 AM, said:

I'm not sure what you're reading because the article by Dan Hanzus was mocking and scornful of both Norris and Tebow.

Also, to judge Norris' work you might want to actually link to it:

http://www.wnd.com/2...-clutch-player/
I corrected the link error 11 minutes before your post. I figured someone being complimentary of Tebow would make you a bit disoriented. :)

Edited by Joe_the_6_pack, 23 May 2013 - 07:12 AM.


#6 26CornerBlitz

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:22 AM

View Postfirst_and_ten, on 23 May 2013 - 06:51 AM, said:

Chuck Norris might want to stick to karate

Yep! That and the Total Gym.

Edited by 26CornerBlitz, 23 May 2013 - 07:23 AM.


#7 mitchmurraydowntown

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:24 AM

I'd like to stick to his total fitness partner.

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:29 AM

I think for sure Tebow should go to Canada where he can show over time whether he has it at qb or not.  Flutie and Warren Moon did that.  I don't see him getting a shot with an NFL team right now.

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:32 AM

View Postmitchmurraydowntown, on 23 May 2013 - 07:24 AM, said:

I'd like to stick to his total fitness partner.

Get in line my friend.

#10 Joe_the_6_pack

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:47 AM

View Posttennesseeboy, on 23 May 2013 - 07:29 AM, said:

I think for sure Tebow should go to Canada where he can show over time whether he has it at qb or not.  Flutie and Warren Moon did that.  I don't see him getting a shot with an NFL team right now.
Why not jags now? Seriously where are they going with gabbert and henne

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:51 AM

View PostJoe_the_6_pack, on 23 May 2013 - 07:47 AM, said:


Why not jags now? Seriously where are they going with gabbert and henne
Nobody wants to deal with the circus that he and his holier than thou, cultist followers bring. Plus there's the whole thing about him being a horrible NFL quarterback.  I don't blame Jackdonville one bit for not wanting any part of him.

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:55 AM

Tebow sucks. Odds are good that he will continue to suck as a QB. Cool dude, but as an NFL qb, he never had it to begin with. The Bills defense had a field day against him. What else needs to be said?

#13 26CornerBlitz

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:56 AM

Just what we needed here on TSW...Another FN Tebow debate! :rolleyes: There's a reason why he's a street FA.  Please let us move on to other subjects, Tebow is so 2011.

Edited by 26CornerBlitz, 23 May 2013 - 07:57 AM.


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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:57 AM

Imagine that, Norris the zealot supporting Tebow. Gee, never saw that coming.

#15 Chandler#81

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:58 AM

Chuck Norris was born on May 7th, 1945. Germany surrendered unconditionally on May 8th, 1945.

Coincidence? I don't think so..

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 08:08 AM

View PostJoe_the_6_pack, on 23 May 2013 - 07:47 AM, said:

Why not jags now? Seriously where are they going with gabbert and henne

Why?  Because he can't throw a football -- which is usually the #1 qualification of an NFL quarterback.

#17 sir andrew

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 08:11 AM

Chuck Norris went down to the Virgin Islands on vacation once.  Now they're just called "The Islands".

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 08:19 AM

I can see an SNL Chuck Norris-Tebow skit coming.

#19 Joe_the_6_pack

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 08:27 AM

View Postbiglukes, on 23 May 2013 - 07:51 AM, said:


Nobody wants to deal with the circus that he and his holier than thou, cultist followers bring. Plus there's the whole thing about him being a horrible NFL quarterback.  I don't blame Jackdonville one bit for not wanting any part of him.
Look I know its fashionable these days to say tebow sucks etc. But he had a terrific record in college, engineered several comebacks for Denver, and he was stellar in the playoff upset against steelers. Norris is right: you can't take that away from him. If I were a jags fan I'd feel better about the teams future than I would with gabbert or henne. Neither of which have accomplished anywhere near as much as tebow in the NFL, and having had more starts to prove it. And as a non-jags fan, I'd find them more worth watching.

Edited by Joe_the_6_pack, 23 May 2013 - 08:31 AM.


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Posted 23 May 2013 - 08:31 AM

View Postmitchmurraydowntown, on 23 May 2013 - 07:24 AM, said:

I'd like to stick to his total fitness partner.