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#1 jboyst62

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:06 PM

For those of you who have been away from the wall due to the horrible, devastating loss, welcome back.  You have missed a few things, so to give you a quick recap:

Microscopes quit the board, as promised due to the loss.
Justin Rogers is excused, because he was our #1 CB.
Justin Rogers sucks.
Microscopes rejoined us.
The no huddle needs to be scrapped.
Terrence McGhee should be signed.
Marcus Easley is all-pro
TJ Graham is the reason we lost
TJ Graham sucks
EJ Manuel is a rookie
We should trade EJ Manuel
We should trade Fred Jackson
We should trade CJ Spiller
PFF knows football more then any of us
Jim Leonhard could catch a punt in a hurricane, but should not be returning punts
A Pats fan says we're not that bad.
CJ Spiller hasn't hit 2,000 yards yet.
Colin Brown sucks.
Kraig Urbik to LG?
TJ Graham to LG?
Andy Levitre not to LG?
Eric Wood to LG?
Cordy Glenn to LG?
We learned how the NFL works...riveting!
The FO should have known we needed 6 starting caliber CB's.
The FO is still cheap.
EJ is better then Russell Wilson, Jim Kelly, Flaco, Locker, Ponder, GSmith, Roethlisberger...
We should trade for Josh Freeman.
TJ Graham is near death after a #2
The Terminator is in town (but not linked to TJ Grahams status')
We should sit/trade EJ.
CJ Spiller is a Diva
We learned what SOSDY means.
We should sign Brett Favre.
The no-huddle/uptempo needs to go.
We still didnt' sign anyone on Monday.
Carrington is out for the season.
He kept all of this fingers.
Chan Gailey was an offensive genius.
Gailey was also right about CJ Spiller.
Peyton Hillis is NOT a free agent.
Jairus Byrd is a man.
Einhorn is also a man.

One thing that has not changed:
Jarius Byrd is injured.

Edited by jboyst62, 25 September 2013 - 08:08 PM.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:14 PM

:thumbsup:
Thanks for the laugh and I hope you do this every week.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:16 PM

View PostNDBUFFCUSEFAN, on 25 September 2013 - 08:14 PM, said:

:thumbsup:
Thanks for the laugh and I hope you do this every week.
Next week will be worse if we lose.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:21 PM

So you're saying it was a slow week at TBD?

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:27 PM

View Postjboyst62, on 25 September 2013 - 08:06 PM, said:

For those of you who have been away from the wall due to the horrible, devastating loss, welcome back.  You have missed a few things, so to give you a quick recap:

Microscopes quit the board, as promised due to the loss.
Justin Rogers is excused, because he was our #1 CB.
Justin Rogers sucks.
Microscopes rejoined us.
The no huddle needs to be scrapped.
Terrence McGhee should be signed.
Marcus Easley is all-pro
TJ Graham is the reason we lost
TJ Graham sucks
EJ Manuel is a rookie
We should trade EJ Manuel
We should trade Fred Jackson
We should trade CJ Spiller
PFF knows football more then any of us
Jim Leonhard could catch a punt in a hurricane, but should not be returning punts
A Pats fan says we're not that bad.
CJ Spiller hasn't hit 2,000 yards yet.
Colin Brown sucks.
Kraig Urbik to LG?
TJ Graham to LG?
Andy Levitre not to LG?
Eric Wood to LG?
Cordy Glenn to LG?
We learned how the NFL works...riveting!
The FO should have known we needed 6 starting caliber CB's.
The FO is still cheap.
EJ is better then Russell Wilson, Jim Kelly, Flaco, Locker, Ponder, GSmith, Roethlisberger...
We should trade for Josh Freeman.
TJ Graham is near death after a #2
The Terminator is in town (but not linked to TJ Grahams status')
We should sit/trade EJ.
CJ Spiller is a Diva
We learned what SOSDY means.
We should sign Brett Favre.
The no-huddle/uptempo needs to go.
We still didnt' sign anyone on Monday.
Carrington is out for the season.
He kept all of this fingers.
Chan Gailey was an offensive genius.
Gailey was also right about CJ Spiller.
Peyton Hillis is NOT a free agent.
Jairus Byrd is a man.
Einhorn is also a man.

One thing that has not changed:
Jarius Byrd is injured.
It makes me wish we had an up and down vote function or the ability to recommend a post. Thanks for posting this, very funny and accurate.

Edited by dfwbillsfan, 25 September 2013 - 08:46 PM.


#6 jboyst62

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:34 PM

View Postdfwbillsfan, on 25 September 2013 - 08:27 PM, said:

It makes me wish we had an up and down vote function or a the ability to recommend a post. Thanks for posting this, very funny and accurate.
ProTip:  Click on the replies and see who replied.  If you are here long enough you'll know who is worth reading.  If you see no-name-posters responding to a stupid title then you enter at your own risk.  If you see NoSaint, PTR, K-9, Doc, SJBF....many many others too many to mention even 1/5 of them then you know you'll find good content.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:39 PM

Awesome.

i was thinking of doing something similar, but this is much better than what I could have come up with.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:42 PM

View PostJR in Pittsburgh, on 25 September 2013 - 08:39 PM, said:

Awesome.

i was thinking of doing something similar, but this is much better than what I could have come up with.
OK, not to keep plugging and bumping my own thread - but that's what is so pathetic.  I didn't come up with any of that crap.  It is exactly what the thread titles have been and much of the contents of the threads.  There is far worse I just didn't want it to drag on any worse then many of the threads get.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 09:05 PM

But Chan was right about CJ Spiller...

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 09:45 PM

View PostNDBUFFCUSEFAN, on 25 September 2013 - 08:14 PM, said:

:thumbsup:
Thanks for the laugh and I hope you do this every week.
Agreed, would be a nice new tbd tradition.

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:11 AM

View Postjboyst62, on 25 September 2013 - 08:42 PM, said:

OK, not to keep plugging and bumping my own thread - but that's what is so pathetic.  I didn't come up with any of that crap.  It is exactly what the thread titles have been and much of the contents of the threads.  There is far worse I just didn't want it to drag on any worse then many of the threads get.

Don't sell yourself short.  Whether by fluke or natural ability, your list was strung together very comically.  Great stuff.

I'm curious what somebody who actually has been away would think of the list...

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 03:22 AM

I am sitting in a biergarten alonside the Rhine River nursing a huge mug of bier - is there any other kind here? - trying to get as far as I can from the stench of the latest Bills debacle. But thanks to you, I will not have to drown my sorrows in Bitburger medicine; I will slosh it down woth a good.laugh instesd.Danke.

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 04:21 AM

Strong work Jboy!

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