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#1 ChevyVanMiller

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:15 PM

I'll start it off:

Bills are in South Beach,
Playoffs fading like the tide
Time to catch a wave.

Edited by ChevyVanMiller, 17 October 2013 - 09:18 PM.


#2 4merper4mer

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:22 PM

There was an old man; a Bills backer
His son was an insolent slacker
He had only one wish
that we'd squish the fish
and that Kiko would crush Talleywhacker

Edited by 4merper4mer, 15 October 2013 - 12:24 PM.


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:28 PM

"here's to swimmin',
with bullegged women"

#4 26CornerBlitz

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:30 PM

View Post4merper4mer, on 15 October 2013 - 12:22 PM, said:

There was an old man; a Bills backer
His son was an insolent slacker
He had only one wish
that we'd squish the fish
and that Kiko would crush Talleywhacker

Pretty Good, but it's supposed to be a Haiku not a Limerick.

#5 dorquemada

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:31 PM

Miami week now
Pastel colors, men dating
Oh yeah and football

#6 26CornerBlitz

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:40 PM

Bills QB Party. :beer:
EJ, Thad, Tuel, and now Flynn. :sick:
Gotta win this week! :thumbsup:

#7 5 Wide

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:49 PM

Dolphins Taste Like Meat
Kiko Like Meat A Whole Lot
Kiko Eat Dolphins

#8 Gugny

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:02 PM

There was an old Green Bay Packer
Took pics of his lil tallywacker
The Dolphins are DEAD
Cause they can't tackle Fred
and they called Kiko Alonso a cracker.

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:03 PM

The Dolphin's daddy?
Kiko Suave, Miami
Orange and teal mess.

#10 Gugny

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:03 PM

No, it's not Haiku
I like to write limericks
And I am handsome

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:09 PM

Smells like tuna fish
in Miami all the time.
Now add Buffalo dung.

View PostGugny, on 15 October 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

No, it's not Haiku
I like to write limericks
And I am handsome

Beauty is within
the eye of the beholder.
Not limericks tho'.

#12 26CornerBlitz

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:12 PM

View PostGugny, on 15 October 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

No, it's not Haiku
I like to write limericks
And I am handsome

:lol:

#13 dorquemada

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:18 PM

Now: God's waiting room
Gold bond, broken hips, and dust
That's just the Bills bench

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:36 PM

Mister Tanehill,
Hello, My name is Kiko
Now you die slowly

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:57 PM

Bills Offense this year
zero yards and a cloud of dust
at least it's warm out

#16 Gugny

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 02:02 PM

One Handed Gilmore
Picks off Tannehill's passes
Then bangs his mother

Love,
Gugny

#17 No Cease Fires

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 02:07 PM

Dolphins Run D blows
Spiller and Fred-Ex all day
Bills come out on top

#18 KD in CT

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:14 PM

Oh, fond memories
Kelly, Thurmal, Andre Reed
Shredding fish again

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:36 PM

Ryan Tannehill
Likes to swim in the ocean
Can't get smell off fish

GO BILLS!!!

#20 iEat_Phins

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 04:00 PM

Overrated Phins
About to face Alonso
Tannehill will choke