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#1 Campy

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:40 AM

You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.co...-Bortles-filing

Seems legit.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:47 AM

Wow.....


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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:51 AM

View PostCanadian Bills Fan, on 23 May 2014 - 09:47 AM, said:

Wow.....


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I second that.  I'm speechless

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:52 AM

View PostCampy, on 23 May 2014 - 09:40 AM, said:

You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.co...-Bortles-filing

Seems legit.
I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon.

Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:54 AM

View PostRuntheDamnBall, on 23 May 2014 - 09:52 AM, said:

I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon.

Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position.
lmao

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:55 AM

Not nearly as good as the Johnny Football lawsuit.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:55 AM

View PostRuntheDamnBall, on 23 May 2014 - 09:52 AM, said:

I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon.

Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position.

It's a weird day in the US District Court in Florida....

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:56 AM

In case people didn't get this (calling it 50/50 libelous and insane) story:

http://deadspin.com/...-bat-1580596256

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 09:59 AM

Well Magic got HIV, got bigger, and is now a billionaire who owns the Dodgers.  So things might be looking up for Bortles.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:00 AM

View PostC.Biscuit97, on 23 May 2014 - 09:59 AM, said:

Well Magic got HIV, got bigger, and is now a billionaire who owns the Dodgers.  So things might be looking up for Bortles.
Better than playing for the Jags. I like his plan.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:02 AM

View PostYoloinOhio, on 23 May 2014 - 10:00 AM, said:

Better than playing for the Jags. I like his plan.
So basically the plan is:
1) Do the 'roids
2) Get the AIDS
3) ????
4) Profit!

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:13 AM

What a great day to be alive.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:15 AM

View PostRuntheDamnBall, on 23 May 2014 - 10:02 AM, said:

So basically the plan is:
1) Do the 'roids
2) Get the AIDS
3) ????
4) Profit!

:w00t:

#14 Campy

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:29 AM

The part on page 2 where we get into transvestites and broomsticks around "anal areas" was a nice touch.

#15 KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:37 AM

http://www.sbnation....hot-dog-selfies

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:38 AM

Par for the course for the great state of Florida.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:41 AM

:lol: :lol:

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:44 AM

View PostCampy, on 23 May 2014 - 10:29 AM, said:

The part on page 2 where we get into transvestites and broomsticks around "anal areas" was a nice touch.
At first I was skeptical, but the detail on page 2 dispelled all doubt that Bortles is absolutely guilty as charged.  Open and shut case.

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:50 AM

View PostCampy, on 23 May 2014 - 09:40 AM, said:

You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.co...-Bortles-filing

Seems legit.


You must be from FLorida...

#20 Why So Serious?

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 10:56 AM

After seeing Jags fans in action at a game in Jacksonville. This seems about par for the course. The NFL can't move that franchise fast enough IMO.