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#1 Chandemonium

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:47 PM

Hi Chicago Bears
We are the Buffalo Bills
It's time for Football

Edited by Chandemonium, 03 September 2014 - 03:56 PM.


#2 The Big Cat

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:51 PM

6-7-5

Interesting take

Captain Brandon Spikes
Will leave each of us asking
Who's this Kiko guy?

#3 QCity

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:52 PM

E.J. Manuel
Don't throw the ball to the Bears
And we won't boo you

#4 Gugny

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:55 PM

As long as fun's had
That is what matters the most
Winning's overrated

Edited by Gugny, 03 September 2014 - 03:58 PM.


#5 K-9

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:55 PM

There once was a windy old city
On whose bears we showed no pity
Poor Cutler was cryin'
While their defense was dyin'
And their fans went home feelin' schitty

GO BILLS!!!

#6 Chandemonium

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:56 PM

View PostThe Big Cat, on 03 September 2014 - 03:51 PM, said:

6-7-5

Interesting take

Captain Brandon Spikes
Will leave each of us asking
Who's this Kiko guy?
ha, good catch! When I counted out the syllables in my head I missed the second in 'hello.' I'll just change it to 'hi' i guess.

#7 Stopthepain

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:57 PM

Football in the air
Sammy's got lots of nice hair
Beat Chicago's ass

#8 Gugny

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:58 PM

View PostK-9, on 03 September 2014 - 03:55 PM, said:

There once was a windy old city
On whose bears we showed no pity
Poor Cutler was cryin'
While their defense was dyin'
And their fans went home feelin' schitty

GO BILLS!!!
That's a diamante, you fool.

#9 LeGOATski

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:00 PM

Cold sea breeze invades
Bills steal the Chicago pride
Lake Michigan still

#10 Cugalabanza

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:00 PM

I remember now
sunday afternoon sadness,
bills lose, monday looms

#11 Why So Serious?

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:01 PM

Return of Graham
Chris Williams and Orton
Are you not afraid?

Edited by Why So Serious?, 03 September 2014 - 04:12 PM.


#12 The Wiz

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:11 PM

CB beat. TD
Chicago winning.
EJ was at fault.

#13 HankBulloughMellencamp

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:15 PM

View PostWhy So Serious?, on 03 September 2014 - 04:01 PM, said:

Return of Graham
Chris Williams and Orton
Are you not afraid?

Thank God Wann-stache gone.
Doesn't Jauron count for this?
Marv Chicago Blitzed.

#14 Captain Caveman

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:22 PM

Hey your Pizza sucks
Ditka and McMahon suck too
Jay Cutler so stoned

That was terrible.

#15 bobblehead

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:27 PM

Wazzup Jay Cutler
Must eat a lot of nachos
Dude is totally baked

#16 K-9

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:34 PM

View PostGugny, on 03 September 2014 - 03:58 PM, said:

That's a diamante, you fool.

It's a sonnet, Shakespeare.

GO BILLS!!!

#17 Rock'em Sock'em

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 05:06 PM

Nice Limerick K-9.

We will stop the run
We will sack the quarterback
Defense will prevail

#18 mitchmurraydowntown

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 05:43 PM

EJ is at the rudder

His play makes me shudder

All his practice going for not

Playing to see what he's got

Hopefully the offense doesn't spudder



#19 Captain Caveman

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 06:07 PM

I am getting so
tired of the EJ bashers
Third prize is you're fired

#20 mitchmurraydowntown

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 06:08 PM

View PostCaptain Caveman, on 03 September 2014 - 06:07 PM, said:

I am getting so
tired of the EJ bashers
Third prize is you're fired

You had too, didn't you ?