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Being a Bills fan is like being a Star Wars fan


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#1 major

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 12:07 AM

Following Buffalo is like being a Star Wars nerd/fan. We love/hate our creator (Ralph Wilson/George Lucas). He gave us the product we love and he gave us the product we hate at times. Like fans of Star Wars, we buy way too much merchandise even though we probably have enough. Star Wars fans look back fondly on episodes 4-6 like we do with seasons 1990-1993. Star Wars fans were let down beginning in 1999 with the release of Phantom Menace. And we've been let down by Buffalo since 1999. Star wars fans hate Jar Jar Binks and our Jar Jar was Donte Whitner. As the season begins, may the force be with you.

#2 LeGOATski

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 12:45 AM

Mesa love all da Star Wars and mesa love all da Bills!

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 12:52 AM

Pretty good correlation, except I can just pretend that eps 1-3 never happened and enjoy the original trilogy. With the Bills I'm stuck watching all the new crap. But as with the upcoming episode 7, I look forward to the new season with excitement.

#4 Orton's Arm

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 02:46 AM

This thread reminds me of this video. :)

#5 Dennis in AZ

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 02:58 AM

Nailed it on the head, you did! (in Yoda voice)

#6 FLbills

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 04:03 AM

Maybe that's Where I messed up... never watched Star Wars.

#7 KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 05:40 AM

Han shot first!

#8 l< j

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 06:04 AM

If Lucas can re-edit Star Wars so Han Solo doesn't fire first in the canteen, can the ball curve a little to the left when they re-release XXV?

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#9 Dean Cain

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 06:18 AM

Is Jim Kelly Han Solo, Obi-Wan Marv Levy, Yoda Ralph Wilson, Chewbacka Bruce Smith?

#10 The Wiz

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 06:30 AM

Mckelvin is jar jar.  Can't understand either of them.

#11 machine gun kelly

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 06:48 AM

View PostEdwards, on 04 September 2014 - 02:46 AM, said:

This thread reminds me of this video. :)

Smart you are.  The force runs strong with this one.

"i'm not afraid say EJ"  "You will, you, will" so say Yoda.

#12 bmur66

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 07:08 AM

Is Dareus Pizza the Hut?

#13 RuntheDamnBall

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 08:47 AM

This would only hold true if Ralph Wilson had digitally manipulated Darryl Talley to look like Lawrence Taylor for the Wall of Fame ceremony.

#14 Sisyphean Bills

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 08:52 AM

Gold star for originality on this thread... B-)

#15 FluffHead

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 08:54 AM

Atleast the Bills don't negatively affect your sex life...usually

#16 The Wiz

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 09:01 AM

View PostFluffHead, on 04 September 2014 - 08:54 AM, said:

Atleast the Bills don't negatively affect your sex life...usually

Can actually help if you have an extra kiko jersey.

Edited by The Wiz, 04 September 2014 - 09:05 AM.


#17 Just in Atlanta

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 09:18 AM

I'm afraid this team is bantha fodder this season.

#18 Marv's Neighbor

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 09:20 AM

Didn't that have a HAPPY ENDING?

#19 The Wiz

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 09:26 AM

View PostJust in Atlanta, on 04 September 2014 - 09:18 AM, said:

I'm afraid this team is bantha fodder this season.
Not true.  We'll be taking out teams like Luke shooting wamp rats in his T-16.

#20 Dirtbag

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 09:28 AM

i could totally picture hackett delicately stuffing ej's frail body inside a dead tauntaun's belly for protection against the harsh ralph wilson stadium elements.