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#1 \GoBillsInDallas/

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 09:18 AM

Poojer's already making his plans:

 

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#2 Maury Ballstein

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 09:22 AM

Come to daddy.

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 09:27 AM



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 09:51 AM

So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years.

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 09:57 AM

I don't see any problem with that

 

So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years.



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 10:11 AM

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 10:25 AM

Seems as though "fun times with Scarlett" has about a 2-year shelf life.



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 02:43 PM

Two years of heaven would outweigh 43 of hell.

 

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 04:01 PM

So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years.

 

I'd probably be sick of her bull **** anyway in about two years, and ready to move on to Jennifer Lawrence, so it works out.



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 05:14 PM

So, basically, once you actually marry her, you'll be divorced in two years.

 

Seems as though "fun times with Scarlett" has about a 2-year shelf life.

 

 

I'd probably be sick of her bull **** anyway in about two years, and ready to move on to Jennifer Lawrence, so it works out.

 

That's at least one year for each jug, so maybe that's not so bad.  :thumbsup:



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 05:45 PM

i don't see what she does for everyone.



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 06:37 PM

i don't see what she does for everyone.


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Posted 26 January 2017 - 06:43 PM

her face isn't that pretty.  i don't see it.  her body is not that tight, either.



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 07:22 PM

her face isn't that pretty.  i don't see it.  her body is not that tight, either.


Really Boyst? Look at those lips and cheeks... Scarlett Hoover Johansson.

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 08:21 PM

Thank god, maybe she gets wild and makes a titties movie.

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 09:36 PM

I don't see any problem with that

 

Exactly its like a lease. Then when the 2 years is up you trade her in for a different model.



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Posted 26 January 2017 - 09:48 PM

her face isn't that pretty.  i don't see it.  her body is not that tight, either.

Rent the Woody Allen movie Match Point. She's 100% smokeshow.

Get out of here w this nonsense !

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 10:04 PM

Rent the Woody Allen movie Match Point. She's 100% smokeshow.

Get out of here w this nonsense !

Did you just say "rent" a movie? Should I go to my local Video Rental store? Should I get the BETA or VHS? I lost my Video Club card...damn. I'll be sure to rewind. 😃

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 10:24 PM

Did you just say "rent" a movie? Should I go to my local Video Rental store? Should I get the BETA or VHS? I lost my Video Club card...damn. I'll be sure to rewind. 😃


Video Voyage lifetime membership is the way to go! Especially now that I'm old enough to go into the special section behind the curtain

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 10:26 PM

i don't see what she does for everyone.

 

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